Friday, September 7, 2007

With Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

. . . if you've ever had to drive your pickup because your Camaro wasn't running, you might be a redneck.

. . . . if your baby son has ever tried to snatch the froggy tattoo off his grandmother's back, you might be a redneck.
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3 comments:

  1. LindseySeptember 7, 2007 at 9:20 AM

    "If you've ever had to ask your husband to move his shotgun reloading press off of the kitchen table so you can eat dinner, you might be a redneck's wife."

    BTW you're post about your horrid day really did put things into perspective for me.

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  2. Old NFOSeptember 7, 2007 at 9:51 PM

    My favorite is still getting my A** chewed for rebuilding a carbureator in the the kitchen sink...

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2007 at 5:51 AM

    Foxworthy has a new hunting show on the Versus Channel, starting this week or next.

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