Monday, October 27, 2008

I Could Tell You, But She'd Have to Kill Me

". . . . and if you blog that, I will kill you. I'm not kidding. I will murder you."
"But I'm sitting right here, and it would be awesome!"
"No, it would be you signing your death warrant. I'm serious. Now I sort of want you to try it. Give me an excuse."
"I . . . . I don't want to anymore."
"That's right."
. . .
"But . . . . I can post everything after you said not to blog the first thing, right? I mean, that's kind of awesome, too."
"Well, yeah, obviously. Just don't make me do anything rash."

I love my wife and respect her privacy and she reads this blog, so I will be a man of my word.
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10 comments:

  1. DustinOctober 27, 2008 at 7:40 PM

    Technically, it wouldn't be blogging if you just put it down here in a comment.... Or emailed it to (ahem) someone else to put in a comment....

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltOctober 27, 2008 at 8:06 PM

    I don't know how the authorities (Missus Armed) would view such legalistic backdoor attempts, Dustin. I don't think her ultimate punishment could be constrained by excuses of strict interpretation, if pushed down the path you suggest.

    The stakes are high enough to dissuade pushing the envelope.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 27, 2008 at 8:26 PM

    Nice try Dustin.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    OK Mrs G We'll ignore the man behind the curtain with the funny hat.....

    Remind him, that he has to sleep sometime!

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  5. DonOctober 28, 2008 at 6:11 PM

    Be careful. You all know who "esperanza" is, right?

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  6. AnonymousOctober 30, 2008 at 10:10 PM

    Hmm. Wasn't March 14th a while ago?

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  7. KKOctober 31, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    chicken!!!

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  8. J.R.ShirleyNovember 4, 2008 at 4:34 AM

    The follow-up was pretty awesome in its own right.

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  9. Jay GNovember 11, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    At least Mrs. Armed takes an interest in your blog...

    :-|

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  10. Vitriolic VirchowNovember 17, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    I still wanna read it!!!

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