Friday, May 1, 2009

Hey, As Long As We're All Gonna Die Anyway . . .

Can we start calling this thing the "Swan Flu" or something? The swine thing is just undignified, plus it probably offends somebody somewhere. I'm just trying to make sure our entry in the history books is a little more dignified, people. Somebody has to think about these things or nothing gets done.

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  1. I say were call it the "Gracie Flu" because once it grabs you, it won't let go.

    Gracie Flu=>tH3 d34dlee!

    Shootin' Buddy

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  2. An elegant death?

    Why not just call it the Mexican's revenge?

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  3. Your nuthuggery is breathtaking, Shootin' Buddy. That is quality stuff!

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  4. i think 'swine' is there to instill a public fear of all things pork, so there will be less opposition when they come to take our bacon away.

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  5. Swine Flu is a fine name for an influenza that comes from swine into the human population.

    Call it what it is. Dying is dying, and dying from influenza is no different to the dead guy, even if you go telling people the deceased died in bed drinking with floozies after winning at the blackjack table.

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