Hurry Hurry Hurry! Supplies are Limited!

You only have until Monday to take on a new payment book and thousands of dollars in debt!

Well, actually you could go ahead and buy a new car on Tuesday if you want, but you wouldn't get the extra trade-in allowance that makes it such a good idea to go into additional debt during an economic event that seems to slide up and down the spectrum between The Greater Depression and an "economic downturn" on a daily basis.

Run, don't walk.