Both Marko and Matt have tales to tell. Marko manages to make the death of a dream of prosperity in Africa funny . . . no, seriously, go look and then tell me that there ain't funny.
Matt . . . well, Matt is Matt, and we love him. He, too, had a dream. He dreamed of a world in which a man could sit down and have a potato piping hot from the microwave. And like teh Clintons before him, he found that his dreams could come true if he didn't mind a little collateral damage. It's a heartwarming tale that will make you feel better about all the Nigerian children doing without lolcat macros somewhere out there tonight.
Schlock Mercenary: July 26, 2016
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