An Embarrassment of Riches

Today:

• I got a silver 1994 Volvo 850 Turbo Sedan
  
• My Bride dropped what she was doing and drove across the state with me so I could drive it home.
• The Bears won, 48-41 in a nailbiter. I listened to it on the radio as I zipped between the cornfields in my new Turbo.
• The Vikings lost, 48-41 in a nailbiter. I listened to it on the radio as I zipped between the cornfields in my new Turbo.
• American Rifleman arrived.*
• Playboy arrived.*

Life is good.

*Well, technically, they arrived yesterday, of course. Nobody was home to get the mail.