Michael Jackson Still Dead, Says Michael Jackson

Tamara is going to love this.

I don't know why I didn't predict it, except that I haven't been paying attention lately as I look for a job, but the creepy, fake TV psychics are coming out of the woodwork to let everyone know what Michael Jackson is thinking now that he's dead. Apparently he misses his kids and thinks Sylvia Browne's desk is too close to the credenza . . . with more stunning revelations to come on Oprah. Of course.

He's Hunting Zombies at a Kindergarten Level

Sean is getting the sounds of various animals down . . . . . but of course, I can't leave it at that, because I'm not really a well man, when you come to it.
You know, in my skull and whatnot.

(Sorry it's sideways . . . use your imagination.)