Y'all Know What Day It Is, Right?

Y’all know what day it is, right? That’s right; it’s the First of May. Don’t start the video if profanity or sex are problems for you . . . it’s NSFW in a good way.

(But still clearly NSFW.)

Aw . . . . I'll tell you what: I even found the clean version for you.  I'll just warn you, though, this is Jonathon Coulton and Paul & Storm live, so "clean" is relative. But this was considered suitable for performance with kids in the audience:

You are welcome.