Friday, September 7, 2007

With Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

. . . if you've ever had to drive your pickup because your Camaro wasn't running, you might be a redneck.

. . . . if your baby son has ever tried to snatch the froggy tattoo off his grandmother's back, you might be a redneck.

4 comments:

LB said...

"If you've ever had to ask your husband to move his shotgun reloading press off of the kitchen table so you can eat dinner, you might be a redneck's wife."

BTW you're post about your horrid day really did put things into perspective for me.

Matt G said...

I you've ever had to argue with your wife about butchering a wild hog on the kitchen table... and won, then redneckitude might be evident.

Old NFO said...

My favorite is still getting my A** chewed for rebuilding a carbureator in the the kitchen sink...

rightwingprof said...

Foxworthy has a new hunting show on the Versus Channel, starting this week or next.