Sunday, February 8, 2009

Overheard in a Kitchen

"I can't believe the comics page today. Even Family Circus was funny. I mean, I didn't laugh out loud or anything, but I wasn't angry at myself for reading it. See?"

"HA! That's pretty good."


"The thing is, I'm compelled to read the whole thing. It's like I'm punishing myself; I hate me, so now I'm going to read Mary Worth. And you'd better stay on my good side, or I'll read it to you."

(Brandishing rolling pin)

"I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!"

"That was awesome."

"Did I make blog today?"

"Yes. Yes, you did."

6 comments:

Matt G said...

Is there any greater beatdown than the comics? I laughed far more (a chuckle) at your little kitchen riff than I have at anything in the newspaper comics since Larson and Waters decided to quit while they were ahead.

Matt G said...

(Larsen?) Oh well. Who cares?

Matt G said...

But dammit, it's not "Waters," but Waterson, of Calvin And Hobbes fame.

Bah.

Don Gwinn said...

Are you talking to yourself again?

Don Gwinn said...

Hmm. . . . that was two days ago. Maybe I'm talking to myself again.

Anonymous said...

酒店小姐
酒店兼職
禮服店
酒店經紀
酒店兼差
酒店打工
酒店上班
假日打工
台北酒店經紀
童裝批發
童裝批發
酒店喝酒
暑假打工
寒假打工
酒店
酒店經紀人
酒店現領