Sunday, April 20, 2008

New Chicago City Motto: "Let the bodies hit the floor!"


From an anonymous commenter at Second City Cop comes this idea for a new Chicago city motto. I couldn't resist, but I stress that I am not stealing this idea. All credit to the anonymous (Chicago cop?) who came up with it. I just slapped it onto an image I also don't own. Mayor Hizzoner "Little" Dick Daley has said recently that he thinks Chicago's motto needs to change, but he wants to make it something fairly dishonest like "City of Children." I say the whole city can't be represented by just City Hall and the City Council, so it's not very fair to label them all "children."

Anyway, in honor of the brutally violent summer that many Chicago police officers seem to be anticipating, here's a new travel poster for Chicago, free of charge. Good luck with that, Chicago cops. Stay safe.






4 comments:

kbiel said...

How about: "Leave the gun, take the pizzas."

D.W. Drang said...

I like it, but I grew up in Detroit, and was very sad the day my "Detroit: Where the weak are killed and eaten" t-shirt fell apart...

Strings said...

Funny that you should refer to the mayor as "Little Dick": that's what mom used to call him, when she'd reminisce about working in Old Man Daley's office...

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