No, wait, no I'm not. This was completely predictable and widely predicted. Sorry, I forgot for a minute there.
Fine cotton business paper: $11Before you get your panties in a knot, observe that those aren't my words. I'm quoting the person who used a few dollars worth of office supplies to expose Birthers as what they are: people who really, truly believe in the power of magical thinking.
Inkjet printer: $35
1940 Royal Model KMM manual typewriter: $10
2 Shilling coin: $1
Pilot Varsity fountain pen: $3
Punkin' the Birthers: Priceless
Hat Tip to Little Green Footballs.