"Have you had coffee-cup circles on your breast all day?"
" . . . . "
"Did someone set their drink on it? Do you not at least demand that people use coasters?"
"It's not from a coffee cup! You know that little bleach cup thing on the washing machine?"
"I can't wait for this. This is going to be epic. This will be-"
"Yeah, great, whatever. Anyway, I leaned over and I put my boob in the bleach cup, and I guess it left circles on my shirt, but I didn't know until I got to school."
"Uh . . . okay."
"Look, I'm not mad at you or anything. And I don't care about the shirt. I just think it's a little unfair that the washing machine gets more second-base action than I do."
"The washing machine is a lot better at shutting up."
"Oh, that is indeed going up on the blog."