Please, please, your attention, a moment only . . . . thank you. Ahem.
The Management would like to announce that the link in the post entitled "Why Do Squirrels Hate Freedom?" has now been repaired and will take you to the full story of a local veteran of the Iraq war, who survived an IED attack and was awarded the Purple Heart, being savagely attacked by a freedom-hating squirrel. Photographs of his wounds are included, of course.
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