Monday, October 13, 2008

Why Do Squirrels Hate Freedom?

Iraq veteran details squirrel attack in park

Frank Garren is tough guy. The 6-foot-4, retired Army sergeant was awarded a Purple Heart after surviving a roadside bomb while deployed in Iraq in 2004. He knows about combat and quick reactions.

An angry squirrel is another matter, said Garren, who reported just such a run-in recently in Washington Park.

“You might expect a mugging in the park, but not to be attacked by a tree rodent,” the 34-year-old Springfield resident said Monday. “I never thought a squirrel could kick my (behind).”


Read the whole thing, you won't be sorry. Sgt. Garren has a sense of humor.

3 comments:

Jeff said...

linky no worky.

dneylon said...

ok, link works now. :)

however, when he was told he might need a rabies shot he said “As a retired military guy, I was still pretty nervous. But I’m not going to have to have one. I was current on all of my shots.”

uh excuse me?? you can't be current on rabies shots dumbass.

He'd better hope that squirrel was clean.

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